Intro to True Blood

I found out about True Blood through a friend. I could never join in on their Vamp talk and often wondered what the big deal was. I never had HBO, but stumble upon the series when my cable provider fucked up, and I gained free premium channels for a month. I watched 1 episode and was instantly hooked. I sat on my ass for two days straight and watched the Sookie Stackhouse adventures unfold right in front of my eyes. The thing that made me want to watch most was the Vampire sex. In the olden days a Vampire would stalk you, cast a spell over you, and then be killed by the local village hero. This concept was different. Vampires are the new gays and they are coming out of the coffin. Vampires are no longer hiding in shadows or our deepest darkest fears they are in our Seven Elevens,(of course after dusk)churches,(crosses don’t hurt them) and even fitness clubs. Don’t worry these Vampires have no need to feed on humans because of a synthetic blood drink made by the Japanese. True Blood isn’t just about Vampires it also has many interconnecting sub stories all within this small Louisianan town called Bon Temps. In a world where Vampire stories are a dime a dozen True Blood definitely stands out on it’s own. In most stories it lacks Vampire sex but this one gives it to you straight and hard. I myself often wonder how Vampire sex would be, but then I snap back to reality and call myself sick for thinking about Vampire penis.

Blood for thought: would a person that has sex with a Vampire be considered a necrophiliac?

You can True Blood on HBO Sundays at 9pm.

All week on Demand!!!